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20​-​Tour Host Theme Songs

by Full Service

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1.
A Little Bar 04:05
It's just a little bar By the railroad tracks A real friendly place Off the beaten path They call it fuzzys bar Come on and have a beer I think I love this place All my friends are here! First time you brought food and weed This time, yummy chinese Everybody helps us unload our shit That's we know that Fuzzy's legit It's just a little bar By the railroad tracks A real friendly place Off the beaten path They call it fuzzys bar Come on and have a beer I think I love this place All my friends are here! Mario, , and Sam Always treat us well, like fam Car drives through the door, just out there Let's facetime our moms, who fuckin' cares? It's just a little bar By the railroad tracks A real friendly place Off the beaten path They call it fuzzys bar Come on and have a beer I think I love this place All my friends are here!
2.
We met him on Rombello We remember him saying "Hello" He really took to Smell's cowbello Lars, Lars, Lars Pizza and chips, ping-pong pool What a great show, this is so cool Cheese puffs, twizzlers, soda and cookies It's a dance party We're all Circus Freaks Came down to the Circus in October He was probably the only one sober Last one standing when it was over Lars, Lars, Lars Pizza and chips, ping-pong pool What a great show, this is so cool Cheese puffs, twizzlers, soda and cookies It's a dance party We're all Circus Freaks Put this all together by himself Youngest host but you couldn't tell Sweet dance moves come play Smell's cowbell Lars, Lars, Lars Pizza and chips, ping-pong pool What a great show, this is so cool Cheese puffs, twizzlers, soda and cookies It's a dance party We're all Circus Freaks
3.
Brady Lake 04:33
Single barrel whiskey Paddle boat Shittin' in an outhouse Gluten frees s'mores jackin' up Bonesaw Brats on the grille, brats on the grille On Brady Lake Sunset lookin' great On Brady Lake Flame-thrower fire Check yourself for spiders Cashew playin' that four-string Homemade wine Homeless John Caught one fish, caught one fish On Brady Lake Sunset lookin' great On Brady Lake
4.
She loves to throw parties She love the sangria She loves trays of sandwich And we love Sheila Sheila, Sheila Sheila, Sheila Sheila, Sheila We love Sheila She loves tortoises She loves to support us's She loves this chorus And we love Sheila Sheila, Sheila Sheila, Sheila Sheila, Sheila We love Sheila
5.
It's Raleigh 02:55
His name is Rob C Don't ya know what I mean He's got more beard Than UDF has ice cream Jumps outta planes And fights the maple eating beetle Awesome at a backyard game And Leaves ya feelin' feeble Throws a double decker party with a large crowd tonight But who has the best dance moves I'll tell you right It's Raleigh Bust move on the driveway girl Good golly If you at this party Well you ain't yet thirty Full a twenty five year olds Generation Y I'm told Ain't heard a Megadeth But ya know what that's cool It was funny making Bonesaw Look like a fool Cornhole a big game here But ya heard a Spikeball though? We'll beat any one Ya'll But Rob whooped our ass though Raleigh sittin front and center Circus freak til the end Too bad she's a red teamer Otherwise we'd be friends It's Raleigh It's Raleigh It's Raleigh Bust move on the driveway girl Good golly
6.
In Buffalo 03:27
Big old yard throwin' frisbee hard Straight at the Kan-Jam Can You provide the deck and the pizza And a pit that's full of sand Rick is takin' pics Moose is in the pit Pam comes and jams the kazoo Her solo was the shit In buffalo Everybody knows The bugs get bad And boy the snow blows But they know how to play They party full throttle They can make up a game With a half empty bottle In buffalo In buffalo They turn a pool into sand 28 acres on the penny's land Throw me a frisbee and pass me beer Damn I think I might move here To buffalo CJ with a slo-mo hack Spikeball's all about the overhand smack It won't be another five years 'Til we're comin' back In buffalo Everybody knows The bugs get bad And boy the snow blows But they know how to play They party full throttle They can make up a game With a half empty bottle In buffalo In buffalo They turn a pool into sand 28 acres on the penny's land Throw me a frisbee and pass me beer Damn I think I might move here To buffalo
7.
Butter At this point we feel like you are our brother Even though we do not have the same mother We've all been on a big boat with each other Now we're back in Pittsburgh for another Butter on bread Makes it taste real good Oooh-oohhhh But Butter the man We'd take him in the whale with us if we could Cause butter on corn Gives it all the flavor But butter is the man I'd vote for him if he ran for Pittsburgh mayor Brad Evan Sean and Lori Chrissy Dave Celebratin Ron on his birthday This rooftop patio is our fave Pittsburgh skyline behind us lookin great Butter on bread Makes it taste real good Oooh-oohhhh But Butter the man We'd take him in the whale with us if we could Cause butter on corn Gives it all the flavor But butter is the man I'd vote for him if he ran for Pittsburgh mayor
8.
People think they know this town It's been Rochester for years But after the show at the peters house And more than a few of those beers I think it's time for a brand new name You guys rock so hard Raising money and playing games In the neighbors backyard Let's call it... EAST ROCK CHESTER Where grandmas party hard EAST ROCK CHESTER Dance parties in the yard Build a stage, call it a deck Bake a cake, what the heck EAST ROCK CHESTER What do ya think of that? Kevin can you tell me, are we in heaven? This show is prime, like the number seven Jeff you made the bar, you made the stage It's just about time we start to rage Kathy everyone would say You raised a family a that looks so happy Fund-raising, pass the jar around Pizza's amazing, it tastes great goin' down Because it's... EAST ROCK CHESTER Where grandmas party hard EAST ROCK CHESTER Dance parties in the yard Build a stage, call it a deck Bake a cake, what the heck EAST ROCK CHESTER What do ya think of that?
9.
MTK Tavern 03:41
Take a trip up the palisades Parkway heading north There's a little town that's tucked away From the the bustle of New York The streets are lined with trees And the shops have open doors Saw mill parkway take me to The best place in New York Mount Kisco I want to hug and kiss ya When I'm back in Texas I'm sure gonna miss ya MTK tavern The tacos tasted great And I'm so glad we had em We rolled in this small town Sun was just about down School of Rock hittin' hard onstage Nirvana vs. Green Day Now Texas knows our tacos So we checked out how y'all do They came out pretty bangin' Your chef knows tacos too Mount Kisco I want to hug and kiss ya When I'm back in Texas I'm sure gonna miss ya MTK tavern The tacos tasted great And I'm so glad we had em Pam bought a bar to put on shows We met her on a cruise called Rombello Andy comin' through with the artsy lights Sounds good too, what an awesome night Mount Kisco I want to hug and kiss ya When I'm back in Texas I'm sure gonna miss ya MTK tavern The tacos tasted great And I'm so glad we had em
10.
Ben and Evy 02:23
Front row rockin' out The biggest fans, there ain't no doubt They're up here bustin' moves To our Austin Texas grooves Evi and Ben are feelin' the flow Enjoying the vibe, enjoying the show Around the corner the malt is made Thanks to Mark and the beautiful day My old friend Poop put this show togetha We couldn't ask for better weatha Ben sticks his tongue out when I play He makes a funny face and shakes his arms Evy takes his hand they start to dance I hope they have romance It starts on this farm Alfred shreds his mandolin You better believe we'll be back again Free Will brewed the beer Burgers on the grille Oh no check it out The sheep is roamin' about The sheep is roamin' about Ben sticks his tongue out when I play He makes a funny face and shakes his arms Evy takes his hand they start to dance I hope they have romance It starts on this farm

about

Over the years we’ve ventured out on several “20-Tours”. A 20-Tour, for those in the dark, is completely booked and hosted by fans, usually at their homes (so we’re talking porches, backyards, living rooms) but sometimes at schools, taverns, breweries, reunions, veterans halls, nursing homes, etc. A “20-Tour” is thusly named because we encourage the host to cap the guest-list at around 20 people (not the case anymore, we’ll go way higher, but the name stuck), they usually charge guests $20, and we typically play about 20 songs.

This 20-Tour, May/June 2015, we thought it would be fun to try something new. After our first set, we would find a quiet place away from the stage and give ourselves 15-20 minutes to write a new song—totally from scratch—in homage to the host and their city. It was…difficult.

Our process soon became streamlined (Bonesaw and Sunny would go one direction with the guitars to write the chords and riffs, Smell and I in another with pen and paper to write lyrics), but that didn’t make it any easer. In fact, sometimes it made it harder because Smell and I would be working on a ballad-style cadence and rhyme scheme, only to have Bonesaw and Sunny come at us with an uptempo hip-hop groove. This led to many last second audibles and, obviously, arguments. (The band nearly broke up at Sheila’s in Chicago. Kidding. But not too kidding).

The myriad comedies of error will of course be on unfiltered display here on these recordings, so I won’t dwell, but I hope you all judge these tunes with very gentle gavels because YOU TRY IT, OK? IT’S IMPOSSIBLE! No but anyway…Ya gotta memorize chord changes, measure counts, ya gotta read the lyrics in real time, often in strange, shadowy stage lighting, ya gotta harmonize to a melody that is far from set in stone having just recently been devised. Oftentimes on the walk back to the stage Smell and I would completely forget the melody.

And so, for better or worse, we present to you our “20-Tour Host Theme Song Album”. You will hear false-starts, re-starts, baby’s crying, band members lashing out at each other, band members searching for the right key and groove, and sometimes you’ll even hear the audience fact-check us on the correct name of their town (particularly embarrassing). Which really sort of makes this a comedy album. Whatever…ENJOY! Oh, and PS--we recorded this on an iPhone. Sorry.

credits

released June 10, 2015

Bonesaw: Guitar/Vocals
Hoag: Drums/Vocals
Smell: Percussion/Vocals
Sunny: Bass/Vocals
iPHONE: recording device

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