She doesn't like christmas
she doesn't like the tree
it's just a lot of needles
and needless things
She doesn't like the pressure
It's why she drinks
She hates the stupid carols
that everybody sings
And every time she turns the tv on
The people on it tell her why she's wrong
She doesn't like Santa
she just can't stand
she'll rearrange the letters
until it spells "Satan"
And she don't like the snow,
Or sledding with the crowd
She'd rather be the spolier
she'd rather drive a plow
And every time she turns the tv on
The people on it tell her why she's wrong
You hate christmas yes you do, you try to hide from
the hype and the hullaballoo
you hate christmas yes you do, you try to hide but the
world won't let you
A little like Scrooge
except for one thing
she doesn't have a change of heart
when the morning bell rings
Cus every time she turns the tv on
The people on it tell her why she's wrong
you hate christmas yes you do, you try to hide from
the hype and the hullaballoo
you hate christmas yes you do, you try to hide but the
world won't let you
credits
from Full Service Christmas 2014,
released December 12, 2014
Written and performed by Hoag Kepner
Guitar solo by Bonesaw Kepner
c. 2014 Full Service Entertainment, LLC
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